A day as a Desperate Housewife

This is a story about a girl name Lucky.

(narrator: Ok, rewind that and erase it cause it's starting to sound so cliche and Britney-ish. Here goes..)

This is a stroy about a girl name ME. Yes, me as in me, myself, miss elegance..what ever.

Early morning she wakes up (narrator: It's Britney again, isn't it?) but there's not a knock on the door instead she was greet by a baby face. It's Baby Isa. He came as early as 6.30am and pestered his second mommy to wake up and play with him already.

So, this lazy women (the one name ME) took her own sweet time to bathe and then later on picked up the baby. Not that she doesn't like the baby but she still yearns for her beauty sleep. She is superficial.

She starts the day feeding the babe and bathe him. Its a matter of time the babe will know how to play with his food and ricochet it to her face. So being the slick one, she will start tutoring the babe to change his target towards grandmama or last sister. A genius move indeed.

Afterwards, she did the housechores: vacumming, mopping, dusting and every chores you can think of and then later on played with the babe. The babe is now clever enough to say Aduh. He will consecutively exclaimed aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-duh or a-duuh but his favourite is the first one.

The babe too shows certain level of manja-ness to certain people. Towards grandmama he feared her but he still show considerate amount of manja-ness for her. But towards ME, high level of manja-ness is shown. He can't resist her when she stands up and insist her to pick him up. He will cry and throw tantrums when she doesn't want to. But he will have his way eventually.

The babe only had two napping time: at 11am and 3pm. It'll only last for as short as an hour and as long as three hours. Every other time he will play around and ask for his second mommy until his first mommy came by to pick him up. He's adorable.

And so the final verdict is: it's not easy being a housewife. You will end up exhausted at the end of the day. But it's worth while it lasted. *grinz*

The narrator is yet to be a wife and a mother. This is solely based on her personal experience and nothing about offending other fellow housewives. Do catch an insight on Desperate Housewives on Channel 5 every Monday at 10pm though.

Heh!